Oh man, I think it's more than just funny

- There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
- Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by pointing his finger at her and yelling "SHAZZAM!".
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris cut a knife with a watermelon.
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
- Chuck Norris invented water.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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